Men == Dogs

Yeah, probably via this post I am talking about the taboo topic which everyone knows but no one want to talk about so openly, so frankly.

I know the very title itself would bring a grin or a smirk to a woman reader (if any) and a sense of complete surrender and dejection to all the men out there in world. We will just give our shoulder a little shrug and move on realizing the futility of of resisting the truth of these words.

And for the brave few who still think they are not, then if I am unable to convince them then I can have just this prayer in store for them "May God save them". If not a street dog, then domesticated, if not that some other form of that species but essential we are dogs no matter how much we try and deny it.

There is a stark similarity between dogs and us. Really ....The more we age, the more we become an adult the more dog'ish we become.

Really mah friend...Really...

We are scabby, always willing to scratch every nook and cranny of our body at any time. For those who disagree then my friends I would say the kind of dog group you belong is called "domesticated".

We have a tail in the form of ego. No matter how much anyone tries it cannot be straightened up. It is meant to be that way. Its natural and irreversible. Sometimes the extreme form of external forces does have an effect, then we get doberman'ed. Well to some they are lucky and to others unlucky but who am I to judge.

We are wayward, direction less and have no idea of where we are heading...Yeah really haven't you seen street dogs wandering aimlessly all around...

We have s** always on the mind. Shamelessly willing to "do it" anytime and anywhere like one often see the dogs doing it on the streets. For those who think otherwise, I have have these few lines from Shehzad Roy's song Laga Reh. "Nek woh hai jissko mauka nahin mila"

We always wag our tail in joy(;)). Give us any descent girl and not only we will wag our tails, you can also get the glimpse of ever growing horns

We drool, really and literally at the opposite sex. Thats why the most common reaction to all our harmless remarks on road is "DOGS"

We are wild, yelping and barking around all the while till the time we get domesticated. Yeah really. Yeah you got it right. The moment the opposite sex by some unholy, unchangeable reason gets entangled with us we get domesticated. And she becomes the mistress. Pushed and pulled around at the mistress whims we do what a dog should do, totally behave like one. And for some unknown reason this is the time when your peers acknowledge you as a dog and start calling you a dog. Looking down , I don't know how some miss the point, some day they are also going to be one.

So what do you think now...I have accepted the fact. The sooner the better... Yeah my friends the sooner the better...We may cheat ourself by convincing otherwise but the fact would not change.

So in the end I would only say "WOOF WOOF WOOF !!!"