Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Self Help : Guide to Make your life Miserable

This is not the post to be read by weak hearted...
Cause the truth may be too bitter which cannot be parted...

This could be story of you and me...
The question is whether you are as acceptable as me...

Even if you are random browser ...
Read on, for you may become a successful poser..

A sure shot way to achieve what the topic says..
A lifetime of achievement is what you may gain..

Live your life with utmost grace...
Choosing your step for everyone to phrase...

Work hard to be where you want to be..
Cause that's the only place you can imagine yourself to be..

Be short sighted in all your preparation...
And world will train you to have no other notion..

The first big success in you quest..
Would be to reach your chosen nest..

The moment you reach you will realize..
You have lived only a fourth of your life..

Wonder a lot what to do next...
But rather enjoy yourself as a pest..

Sooner or later the inevitable will happen...
The dream house on a quick sand will get broken...

Left alone to fend on your own..
Now think the world as your own..

Move on to place on the world map...
Thinking it as a city which must not be taking naps..

Work as if there is no tomorrow..
Cause the rulers would not let you have any other tomorrow..

Work or no work the motto should remain the same..
That is to try and keep yourself sane..

Sooner or later you will realize something major...
The work you do is nothing more than bonded labour..

Now comes the time to seek..
Every romantic notion in movies which you got a peek..

Oh if you are still puzzled and guessing..
The notion is of love you should be seeking..

Your friends will assume that partners should be easy to come by..
But you should only wonder why all good things pass you by..

After all these you come to the final act...
Try to change things with all your tact...
Sooner or later you will learn this fact...
That life has long before, put you on the mat...

Frustrated by life will bring the ultimate realization...
What could be worse than the current position..

Brooding, grumbling, crying will be the things to do..
Accompanied by litres and litres of alcohol with you..

As an ultimate act of faith in the concept..
You will then start blogging your own percepts..

Then only each day will ensure..
That misery is yours for sure..

2 comments:

Suresh said...

:((==>"But you should only wonder why all good things pass you by.."

Rohan Rai said...

hahhaha ... well its stating the obvious is all I m trying to do...